Cluckcart is an archive of conversations between Ben Clancy, Rachel Vogel and many of their friends. It follows the same "people say ridiculous things" premise of Texts From Last Night except we're real alcoholics who drink in the dark and weep.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Sweet Teeth
Sam: My dentist is this asian man who tells me I have perfect beautiful teeth. I want to say "You fucker! I know I have cavities, it hurts to eat cupcakes!"
In regard to getting wisdom teeth removed:
Rachel: If I'm not at risk for developing an opiate addiction, they didn't give me enough pain pills.
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