His academic team is in semi-finals

Eric: So I have this old box from when I bought a belt, a Tiffany box. In a bag in my closet. So it's like a little Tiffany shopping bag with the box in it. And the box is padded and has a nice little cloth bag in it. And I put a Grateful Dead logo on the inside of said box. With Flareon from Pokemon in the middle of it. Because my piece is named Flareon.

Rachel: At what point of this story does your loser coefficient reach infinity?

Eric: Well, its full name is Flareon, Fire on the Mountain.

Rachel: Oh. At that point.