Middle Aged Crisis

Rachel: Can I tell you what my brain just thought?

Ben: Sure

Rachel: So, I go to the fridge and I'm about to grab a beer and then I stop myself and say "NO! I am not a middle aged man! I am not going to drink beers at 11 pm in front of my TV watching Family Guy!" And I was proud of myself, until I realized that I got ginger ale. So now I am an 80 year old man...

Ben: Hahah. I consider that a victory. 

Yo Quiero

Ben: It also proves my scientific theory that if you hear the word taco bell more than 5 times in a minute, you need taco bell in your belly. 

Hmm

Monica: It's Monday morning, what is wrong with us?
Ben: It's Sunday Morning
Monica: Oh...
Ben: I'm not sure if that makes this better or worse.